This morning on my bed (I, a bit groggy, from having arrived at home after midnight from my return commute):
Artist: The clock says seven-oh-four.You know... you really can't beat that!
Inventor: [Artist], talking quietly is kinda like whispering.
Artist: It's not kinda like whispering, it's the same thing.
... The clock says seven-oh-six
Me: [giving up]
Hey, boys, did you know that today is mommy and daddy's tenth wedding anniversary? We've been married for ten years!
Artist: Daddy? You're going to be... we're going to be a family forEVER! So, you and mommy will be married forever.